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Carbunkle 

A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.
It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.
Carbunkle by kidlou December 25, 2010

Cradfunkle 

For something to be Cradfunkle it must be Cool, Rad, and Funky at all times no matter what conditions occur. The word is subject to different endings such as Cradfunky, and Cradfunker, etc.. The root is Cradfunk or Cradfunkl, which is subject to usage by the individual in cases where appropriate.
That is one cradfunkle young jeezey walking down the strip.

I made your mom feel cradfunkle last night.

Carbunkle 

a big nasty festered pimple on ones ass
Hey bitch you need to pop that carbunkle if you want me to hit it from behind.
Carbunkle by Adam Baker October 23, 2005

Carbunkles 

Little chunks of debris, usually found around or near the butthole, caught in the hair. Comprised of fecal matter, toliet paper, lint etc.

A side effect of improper hygiene.
Cheap toliet paper will result in Carbunkles.

"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"
Carbunkles by Neck February 28, 2008
The term used to describe the act of funkle, funkling (canoodling) in a car.
Guy #1: dude I totally carfunkled last night!

Guy #2: oh so you mean you had sex in the car with a female acquaintance?

Guy #1: no..I did not have car sex. I carfunkled with a girl.

Guy #2: what the f*** does that mean bro?

Guy #1: just look it up on Urban Dictionary
Carfunkle by Hindijew February 22, 2018

chergunkle

when the fat between someones chin, gut and ankle all runs together into one seething mass.
Wow, that chick at Dunkin Donuts had a full blown chergunkle!
chergunkle by Master Scion December 9, 2008