Carfunkle

The term used to describe the act of funkle, funkling (canoodling) in a car.

Guy #1: dude I totally carfunkled last night!

Guy #2: oh so you mean you had sex in the car with a female acquaintance?

Guy #1: no..I did not have car sex. I carfunkled with a girl.

Guy #2: what the f*** does that mean bro?

Guy #1: just look it up on Urban Dictionary

Carfunkle by Hindijew February 22, 2018

Garfunkle 

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.

I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.

Garfunkle by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020

Crunkleberry Tree 

The word a symbol of the infinite quantity of Crunkeberries that life has to offer mostly used to imply that one has consumed a large of Crunkleberries.

"The Crunkleberry Tree is the 'Influence'. Are you under it?"

"Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the Crunkleberry Tree" "I totally passed out under the Crunkleberry Tree"

Crunkleberry Tree by MojoNojo February 17, 2009

Curfuckle 

A negative mix of emotions that happens when everything in your life is fucked up

Guy: What happened?
Girl: I don't know, I'm in such a state of curfuckle.

Curfuckle by Vidman2002 September 18, 2016

Crunkleberries 

Any substance that facilitates the action of getting "crunk".

"I'm gonna go eat some Crunkleberries", "Headin' to the BX to get some Crunkleberries" "Wow, Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the tree!"

Crunkleberries by MojoNojo August 15, 2008

crunkle

The act of getting crunk with one's uncle.

I got so crunk last night with my uncle. I was definitely crunkle.

crunkle by lcrisp April 17, 2010

Confunkled 

Chaotic or muddled brain thoughts or status. A combination of kerfuffle and confused.

The latest episode of Tlentifini Maarhaysu left it's audience confunkled.

Confunkled by Moogyboobles May 15, 2005