Carphunkles 

A gamer that wonders why you put in his Xbox gamertag in the urban dictionary. Hardstuck gold siege player btw

“Why does this fagget named Carphunkles hold THAT peek”

Carphunkles by Itzcarp December 27, 2020

Carbunkles 

Little chunks of debris, usually found around or near the butthole, caught in the hair. Comprised of fecal matter, toliet paper, lint etc.

A side effect of improper hygiene.

Cheap toliet paper will result in Carbunkles.

"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"

Carbunkles by Neck February 28, 2008