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loaf

Someone who knowingly takes too long to do something.

"Wow Rob, hurry up you loaf"

by Clearly Me September 24, 2009

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Loaf

To show affection to one or many people

Example 1 -Loaf you man hope u feel better

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by Kermit Kun February 19, 2020

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This is another word for chill, or relax. The most awesome fucking synonym for those words you will ever hear. It will make you wanna LOAF.

Person 1- Sup dude, you never texted me back the other day.

Person 2- Sorry man, I was too busy loafin!

by Punglejizzcakes August 28, 2009

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Loaf

when a fat cat sits laying on it's stomach with it's paws tucked under them-they look like a loaf of bread

a lazy person who sits around all day on their couch

i.e Lady cat you're loafing!

i.e What are you doing today?

Ehh I think I'm just gonna loaf today in the apartment

by Loaferdoodle June 05, 2009

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loaf

A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)

Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

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Short for "Loaf of Bread", which is Cockney rhyming slang for "Head".
Loaf of bread? Head..See?

"Use your loaf!" Translates as: Think about it!" "Use your head!" "Don't be stupid!"

by Agent Smith May 24, 2003

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