curfunkle

A type of problem where you fail to rizz up women

Man, David is a curfunkle. This girl shit him down 10 times”

by The uncurfunkler December 7, 2023

Curfunkle

A funky curl.

They look like a curfunkle!

Lol isn’t that funny?

by TheAnonWhoDares December 22, 2024

Cumfuckle

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.

Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert

by Motownphilly February 17, 2021

Crunkleberry Tree

The word a symbol of the infinite quantity of Crunkeberries that life has to offer mostly used to imply that one has consumed a large of Crunkleberries.

"The Crunkleberry Tree is the 'Influence'. Are you under it?"

"Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the Crunkleberry Tree" "I totally passed out under the Crunkleberry Tree"

by MojoNojo February 17, 2009

Curfuckle

A negative mix of emotions that happens when everything in your life is fucked up

Guy: What happened?
Girl: I don't know, I'm in such a state of curfuckle.

by Vidman2002 September 18, 2016

Crunkleberries

Any substance that facilitates the action of getting "crunk".

"I'm gonna go eat some Crunkleberries", "Headin' to the BX to get some Crunkleberries" "Wow, Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the tree!"

by MojoNojo August 15, 2008

crunkle

The act of getting crunk with one's uncle.

I got so crunk last night with my uncle. I was definitely crunkle.

by lcrisp April 17, 2010