Definitions by kidlou

grenade horn 

a horn that used by a guy to warn other guys know that a grenade (ugly chick) is in the area.

Thank God Paulie sounded off the Grenade Horn so I could hide from her before she saw me.

grenade horn by kidlou January 23, 2011

Chicken Strip 

1. The space between a male's asshole and his balls.
2. Also known as the Taint
3. Also known as the Gooch

My chicken strip is raw after running that marathon

Chicken Strip by kidlou January 11, 2011

TITTY BASHING 

When a girl with big tits smacks a guy in the head with her large mounds during sex.

When a stripper whacks her knockers on guys head during a stripping session

My head hurts Joe. That stripper gave me a good titty bashing last night.

TITTY BASHING by kidlou January 9, 2011

spankin the bacon 

another term for jerkin off.

my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon

spankin the bacon by kidlou January 5, 2011

wind or mud 

the toughest decision a person must make when they have to fart. they must decide if the fart is going to be wind or mud (shart). its a risk especially if you're out in public and have no back up underwear/clothing.

i was in the movie theater and had to fart. i wasnt sure if it was going to be wind or mud so i held it in.

wind or mud by kidlou January 4, 2011

the jersey shore 

A handful of moronic dopes with IQ's of Dung Beetle's that are making millions of dollars for acting like retards.

Did you watch the Jersey Shore last night? They are so friggin dumb.

the jersey shore by kidlou January 2, 2011

Paulie D 

A guido from Johnston RI that is currently on the Jersey Shore. He is a popular DJ on the circuit. A fist pumping dope. It takes a gallon of hair spray to keep his hair up. Should have skin cancer in about 5 years from all the tanning he does. Has no idea how retarded he comes off on TV. His 15 minutes are almost up.

Paulie D and Mike love to call ugly girls " grenades".

Paulie D by kidlou December 26, 2010