kidlou's definitions

Carbunkle

A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.

It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.

by kidlou December 25, 2010

wind or mud

the toughest decision a person must make when they have to fart. they must decide if the fart is going to be wind or mud (shart). its a risk especially if you're out in public and have no back up underwear/clothing.

i was in the movie theater and had to fart. i wasnt sure if it was going to be wind or mud so i held it in.

by kidlou January 4, 2011

Chicken Strip

1. The space between a male's asshole and his balls.
2. Also known as the Taint
3. Also known as the Gooch

My chicken strip is raw after running that marathon

by kidlou January 11, 2011

spankin the bacon

another term for jerkin off.

my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon

by kidlou January 5, 2011

Paulie D

A guido from Johnston RI that is currently on the Jersey Shore. He is a popular DJ on the circuit. A fist pumping dope. It takes a gallon of hair spray to keep his hair up. Should have skin cancer in about 5 years from all the tanning he does. Has no idea how retarded he comes off on TV. His 15 minutes are almost up.

Paulie D and Mike love to call ugly girls " grenades".

by kidlou December 26, 2010

the jersey shore

A handful of moronic dopes with IQ's of Dung Beetle's that are making millions of dollars for acting like retards.

Did you watch the Jersey Shore last night? They are so friggin dumb.

by kidlou January 2, 2011

mud instead of wind

What you get when you think your fart is gonna be air but instead its mud. its a 50/50 gamble.

I tought I was gonna rip a nice fart but i actually shit my pants.
Ah my friend, you got mud instead of wind.

by kidlou December 26, 2010