A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.
The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.
GOING LIMP DURING SEX OR BEING JACKED OFF BY YOUR PARTNER AND SUDDENLY YOUR DONG GOES LIMP
" I HEAR STEVE WENT LIMP DURING SEX LAST NIGHT, IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE FRUSHER EFFECT
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A guido from Johnston RI that is currently on the Jersey Shore. He is a popular DJ on the circuit. A fist pumping dope. It takes a gallon of hair spray to keep his hair up. Should have skin cancer in about 5 years from all the tanning he does. Has no idea how retarded he comes off on TV. His 15 minutes are almost up.
Paulie D and Mike love to call ugly girls " grenades".
A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.
It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.
A handful of moronic dopes with IQ's of Dung Beetle's that are making millions of dollars for acting like retards.
Did you watch the Jersey Shore last night? They are so friggin dumb.
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a horn that used by a guy to warn other guys know that a grenade (ugly chick) is in the area.
Thank God Paulie sounded off the Grenade Horn so I could hide from her before she saw me.
the toughest decision a person must make when they have to fart. they must decide if the fart is going to be wind or mud (shart). its a risk especially if you're out in public and have no back up underwear/clothing.
i was in the movie theater and had to fart. i wasnt sure if it was going to be wind or mud so i held it in.
