braketard

to brake a car like a retard

i was in the car with luke the other day and he was such a braketard dude.

by fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu May 12, 2010

barktard

A dog who barks relentlessly.

Our neighbors got one ‘a them barktard dogs to drive us all insane.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

biketard

Any cyclist who blatantly disregards the safety of nearby pedestrians.

The fraking biketard barely missed us on the sidewalk! I hope we didn't interrupt him while he was texting.

by justlikefrank August 11, 2009

Braptard

A fart fetishist who enjoys posting romanised derivations of flatulence in response to images of attractive women bearing their prosteriors.

P1> *posts pic of a fine ass*
P2 (braptard)> “BRAAAAAAAAPPPP OOPS I THINK SHE SHIDDED AND FARDED LOL XDDD”
P1> “Braptards deserve euthanasia”

by Inqu’aanate September 3, 2018

Brietard

An extremely racist, sexist and highly egotistical sjw feminist with an abnormally deep hatred towards middle aged Caucasian males, severely lacking in intelligence and cognizance function hence the reasoning of the addition of the "tard" suffix deriving from the term re-tard.

Big Red is quite possibly the most abrasive and annoying brietard on this planet.

by esox9t7 April 21, 2019

Braintard

well educated professional, who makes stupid, illogical decisions in the workplace. Often decisions that are unproductive or cause themselves to look foolish.

We dont know where any of the project files are because the braintard the company hired fired all the project managers as part of his cost cutting scheme.

by Fabulous Bitch July 29, 2007

Bracktard

A reference to Roger Goodell in his younger years. In today's terms, a Bracktard is someone who would be a terrible commissioner of a fantasy football league, imposing ridiculous rules and not including a waiver wire.

"What are you Bracktarded?"

"Never go full Bracktard."

by God Hates You July 22, 2014