biketard
The fraking biketard barely missed us on the sidewalk! I hope we didn't interrupt him while he was texting.
biketard by justlikefrank August 11, 2009
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Biketard
noun
individual defined by wearing excessively tight designer jeans, hooded sweatshirt (usually black) puma style sneakers. Usually seen riding and expensive fixed gear bicycle such as a nagasawa, san rensho, bianchi pista which has been outfitted with Phil Wood hubs, and Velocity rims of various colors. These posers give cycling and bike messengers a bad name.
individual defined by wearing excessively tight designer jeans, hooded sweatshirt (usually black) puma style sneakers. Usually seen riding and expensive fixed gear bicycle such as a nagasawa, san rensho, bianchi pista which has been outfitted with Phil Wood hubs, and Velocity rims of various colors. These posers give cycling and bike messengers a bad name.
Biketard by the urban hunter June 12, 2006
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biketard
A person who is excessively into the biking lifestyle, and talks nonstop about bikes and biking accessories, even at inappropriate times.
biketard by SpringBreak4Life December 24, 2018
Bietard
Fans who become retarded because of Justin Bieber
Note
1)Justin Bieber himself is to a bietard but the fans who can't control themselves when it comes to Justin Bieber is a bietard
2)Not all fans of Justin Bieber a bietards
Note
1)Justin Bieber himself is to a bietard but the fans who can't control themselves when it comes to Justin Bieber is a bietard
2)Not all fans of Justin Bieber a bietards
Bietard by chicken rice shop March 19, 2011
baketarded
I was so baketarded last night that I parked on my front lawn and passed out with a half smoked bong propping me up." or "That kids eyes are redder than the devils dick, what a baketard.
baketarded by ChampagneWin November 20, 2011
biktarded
Paul: "I got so biktarded last night I fell asleep on a bench and yacked on my khakis"
Zach: " Yeah bro you went full biktard... never go full biktard"
Zach: " Yeah bro you went full biktard... never go full biktard"
biktarded by beefybojangles July 22, 2022
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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