I was so baketarded last night that I parked on my front lawn and passed out with a half smoked bong propping me up." or "That kids eyes are redder than the devils dick, what a baketard.
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Get the bartarded mug.A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.
During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.
by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010
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Once Michele had the baby she was all " you must hold the baby , talk to the baby , what did you buy the baby ? " man she was drooling more then the baby , sad but she's now totally babytarded.
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My bastarded friend, Steve, was still in a special class in high school, even though he could dismember a live body in under 20 seconds.
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