barktard 

A dog who barks relentlessly.

Our neighbors got one ‘a them barktard dogs to drive us all insane.

barktard by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

bartard 

a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.

Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard

bartard by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017

Barrtard

An increasingly popular nickname for Attorney General William Barr.

Relatively new in this volatile quick-change administration where “You’re fired!” is a frequently heard refrain, AG Barrtard is more likely than not to be a future casualty.

Barrtard by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

Barbtard 

Barbtard (buh-are-bah-tar-rah-dah) noun.
A word to describe the stupifiying trance like state that causes seemingly normal men to become obsessed with Barbs. They often whine, grovel, sniveling, cry, beg, buy gifts for, stalk, drink and dial and develope a wide range of obnoxious behaviors in order to gain Barbs approval and attentions. These poor men are often used and abused by Barbs then cast away when to make room for the next Barbtard.

KEN! Don't go near that woman! Even brushing up against her skirt or breathing her perfume can turn you into a BARBTARD. STEP BACK KEN! OH GOD!!! KEN!!! KEN!! NOOOOO!!!!

Barbtard by Dragonlady58 December 31, 2020

backtard 

A back-seat driver who gives mindless advice when lost.

Steve exclaims: "DUDE! Get off here! NO, Take a right".

Allen Retorts: Shut it backtard!

backtard by corrupto December 9, 2004

bartarded 

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

bartarded by Phungguy June 1, 2006

bartarded beinge 

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.

During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.

bartarded beinge by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010