safety

An exclamation used as a warning immediately following a fart, made by the farter

"Safety! I would keep walking forward, quickly, if I were you."

by Steph November 04, 2003

safety

Is not a joke. The carrying of weapons (must bring your own) is often encouraged to enhance safety. When pushed to the limit, safety is not guranteed. Due compensation is usually rendered when one returns from an operation that may call safety into question. Undertaking a difficult task (such as time travel) with someone who has only done it once before is not safe, but highly encouraged.

"We're going to hunt sabretooth tigers, and safety is not guranteed. Better bring your own weapons."

"Wanted: Someone to go back in time with me. Safety not guranteed."

"Sean Connery knows nothing of safety, hes only done this once before."

by Ayesee February 09, 2006

safety

an extension of safe as a positive response or discription

"I just scored sum bad ass weed"

"safety"

by BeSpoken February 20, 2008

safety

On the defessive side of football. Defenders,(strong safety, and free safety) main purpose is to make sure nobody can break through for a long run, or a pass, the last people to defend until you reach the touchdown. Extra Help, almost anywhere on the field.

Ken Hamlin "the hammer" is a safety that hits hard!!!!

GO SEAHAWKS!!!

by BigAce21 October 12, 2006

safety

A chick who you keep around because she's always down to bang. She is usually called upon when you have failed with every chick at the bar and are too wasted to put together a coherent sentence, or when you have hit a dry spell. Rarely does one hang out with or talk to a safety sober.

Guy 1: Dude, it's 4am, and every chick has turned us down at least twice. Also, I'm pretty sure those last 6 shots of tequila were a mistake
Guy 2: Let's take 5 more shots
Guy 1: No doubt! Lemme just text my safety that I'm coming over, cause I really need to put my penis inside something.
Guy 2: word, me too.

by DudeMcBro April 08, 2011

safety

Irie. Herb. Marijuana. All of the above. Smoking ganja, one is "safe". Ganja is "safety" as is the process of smoking it. West Coast. oregon

Let's take a safety break.
Are you safe?
Safety comes first.

by safetreedepositdrop June 24, 2006

safety

Safety is the act of saving urself when u say somethin stupid and u dont get a SAVE ME ONE CHOP!

SAFETY!SAFETY! I meant to say dat u dont hav di bi di i ur mouf u hav di bi pussy i ur mouf BITCH!

by Pimp Daddy Bitch July 08, 2004