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Someone who rides a bicycle regularly or participates in bicycling sports.
Lance Armstrong is an avid cyclist.
by PhotoBiker September 01, 2006
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A cyclist (including in Australia) is someone who has come to the realisation that riding a bicycle makes infinitely more sense than following along with all the dumb sheeple who drive their fat arses by car to any destination further than about 100 metres from their current location which is just the way the corporate oil company and car manufacturer marketing intended.

Cycling takes various forms from recreational road riding and mountain biking to utility cycling for commuting, shopping and generally getting around. With the right infrastructure in place, cycling could cater to a very large portion of transport requirements in many urban areas.

Unfortunately, large scale uptake of cycling as preferred mode of transport is hindered in many places around the world (including Australia) because of (amongst other things) overly slow infrastructure improvements and the revoltingly bad attitudes of drivers which have come about through decades of pro-car propaganda and urban design that have lead to the most pea-brained dullards in the community to believe such patently absurd, trumpesque nonsense as: "roads are only for cars", "my fuel excise and rego pays for the roads", "my car is a status symbol", "my time is more important than that cyclist's/pedestrian's life", etc. Yes, cars have created one of the worst kinds of communities for sure (including in Australia).
I'm so glad they've closed off the entire CBD to cars because it allows cyclists and pedestrians to move safely and freely while increasing the profitability of local businesses.
by MisterWheeler January 18, 2019
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A male who habitually and exclusively engages in intercourse with mensturating females.
Male 1: "Dude I went swimming in the Red Sea with Chelsea last night!"
Male 2: "You are a fucking disgusting cyclist piece of shit."
by osito3 November 11, 2011
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1) an unpleasant or despicable person.
2) A self-righteous twat, who doesn't believe red traffic lights apply to them.
3) A derogatory term for a person whose behaviour is intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
β€’ Look at that twat, jumping red lights and riding on the pavement. What a fucking cyclist!

β€’ Fuck off, you cyclist!
by Baggashite August 01, 2017
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In Australia, a cyclist is someone who is over privileged with their rights when riding on the roads yet they disregard and ignore everything they're given and constantly get in the way of motor vehicles. Bike lane? Why use that when they can ride in the middle of the road. Don't ride side by side, ride in a single file; it's the law!, yet they ride in groups with multiples side by side. One of the worst kind of communities in Australia for sure.
Why do you think you're better than I? Oh you must be a cyclist.
by AntiCyclist January 11, 2018
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A group of people that think all they can do all day is go slow as shit in the middle of the road and then complain when they almost get hit by a car,or they see a "fuck cyclist sticker".
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by Fuckcyclist February 26, 2020
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