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Brietard 

An extremely racist, sexist and highly egotistical sjw feminist with an abnormally deep hatred towards middle aged Caucasian males, severely lacking in intelligence and cognizance function hence the reasoning of the addition of the "tard" suffix deriving from the term re-tard.
Big Red is quite possibly the most abrasive and annoying brietard on this planet.
Brietard by esox9t7 April 21, 2019

Brietard 

Someone who devalues the opinions of old white men.
Brie Larson is a brietard.
Brietard by ilybfj March 6, 2019
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brietard 

A brietard is a person so cushioned by the financial success and high life of his/her family, that he/she has never had to work or think for him/herself, and therefore, has an underdeleveloped understanding of the "real world".

The children of tycoons are often brietards.

Etymology: from "retard" - derogatory, a developmentally delayed person; and "brie" - soft white cheese, covered in a mouldy rind, favoured at wine and cheese parties and garden parties in snooty communities.
That Paris Hilton is such a brietard.
brietard by basilmunroe October 6, 2006

Brietard 

Yo, Maddie is being such a idiot I know she didn’t let Mike smash, she’s a brietard.
Brietard by Dmyz October 29, 2020
A word used to qualify a British 'person'. It is the combination of "British" and "retarded".

Britarded people often find their teeth to be disorganized and yellow.
- What's wrong with him?
- I think he's Britarded.
Britarded by Tufur February 26, 2022
Combination of "British" and "Bastard" or "Retard", usually used to express negative feelings towards a british person.
"That Britard just offended me! Look how drunk he is!"
-"I know, they're so rude!"
When Bri is a retard
That was such a britarded thing to do
britard by mzakl February 9, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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