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Biketard 

noun
individual defined by wearing excessively tight designer jeans, hooded sweatshirt (usually black) puma style sneakers. Usually seen riding and expensive fixed gear bicycle such as a nagasawa, san rensho, bianchi pista which has been outfitted with Phil Wood hubs, and Velocity rims of various colors. These posers give cycling and bike messengers a bad name.
It looks like the biketards are having a meeting today at ritual coffee roasters
Biketard by the urban hunter June 12, 2006
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biketard 

A person who is excessively into the biking lifestyle, and talks nonstop about bikes and biking accessories, even at inappropriate times.
Larry is such a biketard. I wasn't even talking about bikes.
biketard by SpringBreak4Life December 24, 2018
Fans who become retarded because of Justin Bieber

Note
1)Justin Bieber himself is to a bietard but the fans who can't control themselves when it comes to Justin Bieber is a bietard
2)Not all fans of Justin Bieber a bietards
Bietards threaten Selena Gomez for dating Justin Bieber.
Bietard by chicken rice shop March 19, 2011

baketarded 

The state of being so high on marijuana that a person is borderline mentally handicapped.
I was so baketarded last night that I parked on my front lawn and passed out with a half smoked bong propping me up." or "That kids eyes are redder than the devils dick, what a baketard.
baketarded by ChampagneWin November 20, 2011
piss drunk, shit cocked, or any form of inebriation beyond a point of no return
Paul: "I got so biktarded last night I fell asleep on a bench and yacked on my khakis"

Zach: " Yeah bro you went full biktard... never go full biktard"
biktarded by beefybojangles July 22, 2022
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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