Bracktard 

A reference to Roger Goodell in his younger years. In today's terms, a Bracktard is someone who would be a terrible commissioner of a fantasy football league, imposing ridiculous rules and not including a waiver wire.

"What are you Bracktarded?"

"Never go full Bracktard."

Bracktard by God Hates You July 22, 2014

backwards alphabet 

Saying the alphabet backwards, from Z to A. Thanks to the Captain Kangaroo show, which aired it so very, very many times, I somehow managed to memorize it & can say it in 3 Seconds flat! No kidding!

People doubt that I can say the backwards alphabet & are shocked when I accomplish it! They always ask how I can do that!

backwards alphabet by Starchylde May 21, 2016

backyard mechanic 

Someone who works on & fixes cars on their own property.

John was quite the backyard mechanic & spent decades fixing cars, his GTO especially.

backyard mechanic by Starchylde June 15, 2016

avetard backyard 

The backyard of the Avetards at The Ave. If you go out back, you can for sure find a shit ton of trash just sitting on the porch and bunch of dog shit in the lawn out back. The trash on the porch can consist of fast food, juul pods, and the trash bag with all the trash from inside that they just throw out back.

I entered The Ave from the Avetard backyard but that shit was impossible because there was dog shit and trash everywhere.

avetard backyard by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

Lana Backwards 

Just don’t. If u make this joke ur a little shit who is making someone feel bad for something they can’t change. Don’t be a twat leave it!

Hahahaha Lana backwards! So funny! Ur never gonna live this down.

Lana Backwards by Don’t even know mate April 14, 2020

blocktard 

A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".

I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.

blocktard by torontobunglist January 26, 2018

Fracktard 

A slang term used to express frustration, disappointment, or disbelief towards someone or something.

An exclamation or insult used to express negative emotions, often used informally and may not be appropriate for all settings.

Derived from the fusion of two existing slang terms, "Fracktard" is a colorful expression of negative emotion.

1: "What a fracktard, he still hasn't learned how to properly use a hammer."
2: "I can't stand working with that fracktard, he always messes everything up."
3: "I can't believe she would be so careless, she's such a fracktard."

Fracktard by Fulcrum4266 February 7, 2023