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bradytard

- an NFL fan that exaggerates Tom Brady’s role in team accomplishments & relies on narrative over facts to create a verifiably false narrative that Tom Brady has had to do more heavy lifting for his team over his career than is actually verifiable with facts

- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s production and abilities as an NFL QB primarily based on statistical data or facts that are the result of things outside of Tom Brady’s role as QB

- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s perception as a professional athlete in order to side-step the fact that he is inferior to his peers when it comes to his level of performance that he actually has control over, I.E. passing, taking sacks, throwing INTs, points per drive on offense, etc.
Saying “Tom Brady does the most with less” or “Tom Brady could throw for 4,000 yards with random people off the street” is a typical Bradytard statement.
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Bradytard

- a sports fan that uses team accomplishments like win-loss records or verifiably untrue narrative a-priori statements; ex: “Brady does more with less”, to overstate how good Tom Brady is at an individual level as a QB

- a sports fan that ignores statistical data & film study that show Brady is inferior to a few of his peers when it comes to individual records or production that is actually within his control as a QB
Tom Brady is the GOAT of Sports GOATs” is a typical Bradytard statement.
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Branditard

A Branditard is a noun referring to mostly middle aged female fans of reality star Brandi Glanville who are lonely and do not have any lives of their own, and they mostly rabidly follow her on twitter. They are obsessed with her tweets, and they worship her and hang on to her every word. They attack anyone who does not agree with Brandi Glanville. They mostly loathe LeAnn Rimes and attack her any change that can get. Therefore, they are referred to as "Brandtards".

Branditards usually scream "Team Brandi". That is their motto.
Branditards glorify Brandi Glanville by usually saying: "We love you Brandi. I can't wait to purchase your book. You looks just smashing.'
by DaisyMJ February 4, 2013
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Brolytard

A person who loves Broly from the Dragon Ball Z franchise, and/or considers his movies to be canon.
Person 1: Broly is canon!
Person 2: You are a Brolytard!
by SJLC January 12, 2012
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Braptard

A fart fetishist who enjoys posting romanised derivations of flatulence in response to images of attractive women bearing their prosteriors.
P1> *posts pic of a fine ass*
P2 (braptard)> “BRAAAAAAAAPPPP OOPS I THINK SHE SHIDDED AND FARDED LOL XDDD”
P1> “Braptards deserve euthanasia”
by Inqu’aanate September 3, 2018
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Braintard

well educated professional, who makes stupid, illogical decisions in the workplace. Often decisions that are unproductive or cause themselves to look foolish.
We dont know where any of the project files are because the braintard the company hired fired all the project managers as part of his cost cutting scheme.
by Fabulous Bitch July 29, 2007
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Bracktard

A reference to Roger Goodell in his younger years. In today's terms, a Bracktard is someone who would be a terrible commissioner of a fantasy football league, imposing ridiculous rules and not including a waiver wire.
"What are you Bracktarded?"

"Never go full Bracktard."
by God Hates You July 22, 2014
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