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Blumps is pink eye from giving a blumpkin, or just blum
I've got the blumps!
blumps by mathclass08-09 April 1, 2009
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Blumpkin Pinata 

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!
1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
Blumpkin Pinata by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011
A person who often gets blow-jobs on the toilet
Dane Derouin (Famous Hate Model) is a blumpster
Blumpster by 9289515257 May 16, 2011

Blumpkin Volcano 

While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.
Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!
1. What you call your grandparents when she's boozy.
Dude you're grandma was so blimpsy last night she could barely walk!
Blimpsy by BatwomanLovesDucks September 4, 2015

surprise blumpkin

The act of shitting oneself whilst receiving a blowjob, unbeknownst to the bestower of the blowjob
After I gave her a surprise blumpkin I made her clean up the mess I left in her bed.
surprise blumpkin by a fatter December 17, 2010

Blumpkwich 

The act of eating a sandwich, getting a blowjob, and taking a dump all at the same time.
Jesse -"Why weren't you in class"
Rich - "Sorry I was busy getting a blumpkwich"
Jesse - "..."
Rich- "yup"
Blumpkwich by DragoonReborn October 21, 2010
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