Blimpsy

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1. What you call your grandparents when she's boozy.

Dude you're grandma was so blimpsy last night she could barely walk!

Blimpsy by BatwomanLovesDucks September 4, 2015

Words you can keep

green blimpsuit

Derisive nickname for the jumpsuit worn by severely overweight custody officers in California prisons.

Lookout, here comes Big Nuts in his fashionable green blimpsuit!

green blimpsuit by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

Related Words

Blimpsy • blimps • blimpy • blimpey • blimpse • BlimpSkimp • blimpster • Blimpy4000 • Blipsy • Blomer Blimpson

blimpster

an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."

did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins!

i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.

typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."

"are you gonna eat that?"

blimpster by block1of4 September 8, 2005

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.

Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.

Blomer Blimpson by Zanethema September 4, 2017

Blipsy

''Blipsy'' is another word for Gypsy but deeper than that. A Blipsy is somebody even worse than a gypsy.

John look! That guy is such a blipsy..

Blipsy by Ffuria February 14, 2022

blimpy

Fat or overweight or plump, especially in reference to a fat chick or big tits.

Look at that girl in the low cut top by the bar. She's rather blimpy, with those big jugs spilling out everywhere.

blimpy by PMax March 15, 2008

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut on someone's cock and give them head.

Yo, I was eating watermelon behind the stairwell, and this fucking crackhead gave me a Blomer Blimpson.

Blomer Blimpson by Edgecs September 4, 2017

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026