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Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.
Dude she was so ugly and fucked up I probably could've gotten a blumpkin.
by Ben Yaass Dover August 04, 2018
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Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง โ™€๏ธ.
" My sneaky link REARRANGED me last night y'all don't even know ๐Ÿ˜ซ"

"I mean my sneaky link got a girl but he don't even think he straight ๐Ÿง "

"Are you dumb why'd you think I'd tell you their name? Dumbass it's called sneaky link for a reason."
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The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
by Von Hayes March 09, 2005
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Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.
There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.
by blumpkinmaster December 20, 2007
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to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before!
That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62
by bread infection October 21, 2005
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The act of a female drawing a male phallus into her mandibular oraface, while said male evacuates fecal-matter from his rectum.
After I knocked the crack whore's teeth out, I made her give me a toothless blumpkin.
by CassiusKarp June 09, 2010
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