Blumpkwich

The act of eating a sandwich, getting a blowjob, and taking a dump all at the same time.

Jesse -"Why weren't you in class"
Rich - "Sorry I was busy getting a blumpkwich"
Jesse - "..."
Rich- "yup"

by DragoonReborn October 21, 2010

Double Decker Blumpkwich

The act of getting a blowjob by two girls while eating a sandwich and taking a dump.

Jesse - "Why weren't you in class again?"
Rich- "I was getting a double decker blumpkwich."
Jesse - "I dont know whether to be jealous or throw up."
Rich- "Your just jealous."

by DragoonReborn October 21, 2010

blumpwich

receiving oral sex while taking a dump and eating a ham sandwich.(Must be a ham sandwich no exceptions)

I always keep a ham sandwich in my fridge just in case i am lucky enough to get a blumpwich.

by Andy Brophy January 6, 2009