After 5 days without being able to relieve himself, a dark sadness swept over the man as he gave into his inability and became noticeably blum.
by Sidarthur January 03, 2010
by BuzzkillBen March 18, 2011
When you're girlfriend is on her period and on the pill and you just don't give a fuck but don't have a condom and have sex with her anyways. the resulting mix after you get off is known as blum a mixture of blood and cum.
by beau gosse May 30, 2011
A bloody cum; while discharging, you may be blumming if your cum is mixed with blood, usually involving severe pain from the penis; also known as male period juice
Jerry ruined his bed sheets after spraying blum all over them from shakin' the bacon too many times the night before.
by 56th street house May 19, 2006
by Jackyln March 27, 2005
v. To throw the rules of grammar out the window during an attempt to convey a message (generally written) to another party, creating an unintelligible mess of correctly-spelled (though often incorrectly capitalized) words that nonetheless carry no meaning in their present jumbled form.
(blummed, blumming)
n. The act of having blummed ("commiting a blum") or the resulting jumble of words ("look at that blum")
(blummed, blumming)
n. The act of having blummed ("commiting a blum") or the resulting jumble of words ("look at that blum")
Email from 1: "Someone Stacked Removed Blue Recycling Bin and Trash Bin Please Return"
(2 approaches 1 later)
2: Dude, what does this note mean? You blummed all over the place.
1: Oh, I had my trash bin and recycling bin stacked outside my door and now they're missing. Have you seen them?
(2 approaches 1 later)
2: Dude, what does this note mean? You blummed all over the place.
1: Oh, I had my trash bin and recycling bin stacked outside my door and now they're missing. Have you seen them?
by aahhelp June 17, 2009