Blumpshiba

Verb - The act of making a "bloop" sound while jumping over a Toshiba computer.

Noun - Someone who has the inability to do such an awesome thing

Michelle is such a blumpshiba.

by TheNonBlumpshiba October 6, 2012

Blumpshield

Performing a blumpkin on someone's windshield, typically someone who parked like an asshole

Bro, me and that they\them hit a massive blumpshield on my neighbor's white Subaru last night.

by uglydolphin September 4, 2024