Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Candy is the cutest most beautiful name. She is so energetic and has the best attitude. She is liked by everyone and everyone meaning EVERYONE! Candy is the most gorgeous girl in the world but doesn't think so herself. At time she doesn't take compliments but she will thank you for them. When having a Candy, they are not someone you want to lose. They make every girl in the world jealous of her and what she has. If you have yourself a Candy, don't let her go cause it will be the last thing you will ever do. You will regret it for the rest of your life. I know I'd love to have and keep a Candy for eternity.
If I had a Candy, I'd never let her go!

Have you seen a Candy, omg I wish I had one!
by ydnacevoli April 02, 2013
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n.

1. euphamism for sex
2. something (usually flashy like a lure) used to get sex
3. drugs, particularly cocaine, crack, or E
1. Hey little girl, want some candy?

2. Hey little girl, want some candy?

3. Hey little girl, want some candy?
by Joe Boggs December 23, 2003
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candy is a lovely person with a great personality and good looking. every guy wants candy. always smiling and making jokes and cheerig everyone up. every girl wants to be a candy.
by kimilar February 02, 2011
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