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blumpshe

the process of giving A woman oral sex while she is sitting on the toilet.
My girlfriend is happy because last night I gave her a Blumpshe.
by luke Finn August 1, 2008
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Blumpster

A person who often gets blow-jobs on the toilet
Dane Derouin (Famous Hate Model) is a blumpster
by 9289515257 May 16, 2011
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blumpster

John took a poo while receiving fellatio in the dumpster, hence a blumpster
by Grady the gangsta November 15, 2005
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Blumpsterbation

Blumpsterbation is to masturbate while taking a dump, derived from the term Blumpster.
Man, the other day I was doing some blumpsterbation but the smell got so bad I couldn't even finish.
by Khaytsus January 29, 2008
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apple blumpster

Taken from blumpster and, originally, blumpkin.

Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.
While taking the recycling trash out to the dumpster behind the dining hall, I observed two individuals in the container into which I had planned to throw my rubbish. The girl was sucking the guy off, who was both shitting, and holding an apple in his mouth at the same time. I then realized they created an interesting spin on the blumpter; an apple blumpster.

I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.
by K. Schulten May 14, 2011
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Blumpster

When one receives a Blumpkin inside of a dumpster. This is a way to keep the blumpkin a bit cleaner.
I got a blumpster from a bum the other day, he was collecting cans, and i had a couple to offer him.
by Chimo946 January 8, 2008
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cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine

if you are intrested in cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine you are not a scrimblo male
man 1: omg is that cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine im so intrested
man 2: you are totally not a scrimblo male
by daft7 April 24, 2022
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