blondicap
A conjunction of "blonde" and "handicap"; defined as the amount of slack given to a blonde who is attempting something, to make up for her perceived ditziness
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Bandicapped
ryan: i'd like to try out for the band!
*plays*
Jimmy: Dude! theres no way you can be in the band-your just so bandicapped!
ryan: :''''[
*plays*
Jimmy: Dude! theres no way you can be in the band-your just so bandicapped!
ryan: :''''[
Bandicapped by Flyingblindlyforthintoyonder April 5, 2008
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blondicap • Blandicap • Blandscape • Bandicapped • Blindican • Blondcabulary • blondia • BlondIan • Blondicitus • blondina
Blondcabulary
Blondcabulary by 70stroker December 25, 2010
Blandscape
1. A derivative, boring landscape painting, a la Thomas Kincade.
2. Any landscape lacking visual interest.
2. Any landscape lacking visual interest.
Blandscape by Nixiedust November 3, 2013
brandicapped
brandicapped by Oblio59 January 7, 2018
Bloodscape
Literally the best free ORPG (online role playing game). At this point, it is still in it's Alpha stages and yet it is still better than almost every other free ORPG out there - even the ones already in Open Beta.
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Bloodscape by ZeroXcore September 2, 2005
Blandscape
Blandscape by Paul Khanna June 3, 2009
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Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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