Plain and boring. Not exciting.
lacking strong features or characteristics and therefore uninteresting:
lacking strong features or characteristics and therefore uninteresting:
by farkeshaybruh October 29, 2017
by not found [Error 404] October 27, 2008
A stereotypical blonde and tan girl. It's completely obvious that she is not naturally blond or tan due to her dark roots and and streaky legs.
A bland is most often seen toting a large designer bag, texting on her expensive cell phone, and/or sipping a drink from Starbuck's. Most blands wear short shorts and a tube top or a short sun dress that also shows off her augmented breasts.
Did you see that bland that just walked by? Her purse (if it is a purse and not a body bag) came down farther than her dress! She needs to get over herself.
Did you see that bland that just walked by? Her purse (if it is a purse and not a body bag) came down farther than her dress! She needs to get over herself.
by skimpy and poor February 01, 2009
by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005
"This street used to be full of interesting shops but now it's only Burger Kings and Walmarts."
"Yeah fuck blanding"
"Yeah fuck blanding"
by Julyjuly April 08, 2007
You sir .. bit bland ?
Family of clones (fuck that day you were all trying! to intimidate me.. all look the same.. trouble telling you apart from my painting spot … ) you must of wondered why I didn’t look intimidated and proceeded to get more and more angry ?
Depression leaves a dank taste .. to call on if needed …
One day I may rid myself totally .. but I digress ….
Point being … you wanted my attention or ;) someone wanted to bring your sordid list for bumping into people (sure it’s both tbh..)
Me be you …
Me … depression (low) .. feel spirit .. highest high … spectrum vast
You … clone .. vanilla .. bland as fuck
That’s why you’re now obsessed, not just her … I can sign shit for you? Wanna buy a painting? Nope I don’t suck dicks …
Never have ?
You sir ? ….
The more you appear in my life in any was shape or form (like this morning) the more I will write … just for you
Be flattered … now worthy …
And then who knows … one day I may write sweet odes to the one I love … maybes …
Doubt it ;)
Family of clones (fuck that day you were all trying! to intimidate me.. all look the same.. trouble telling you apart from my painting spot … ) you must of wondered why I didn’t look intimidated and proceeded to get more and more angry ?
Depression leaves a dank taste .. to call on if needed …
One day I may rid myself totally .. but I digress ….
Point being … you wanted my attention or ;) someone wanted to bring your sordid list for bumping into people (sure it’s both tbh..)
Me be you …
Me … depression (low) .. feel spirit .. highest high … spectrum vast
You … clone .. vanilla .. bland as fuck
That’s why you’re now obsessed, not just her … I can sign shit for you? Wanna buy a painting? Nope I don’t suck dicks …
Never have ?
You sir ? ….
The more you appear in my life in any was shape or form (like this morning) the more I will write … just for you
Be flattered … now worthy …
And then who knows … one day I may write sweet odes to the one I love … maybes …
Doubt it ;)
by LetsTalkAboutX January 09, 2023
Gerry : Amanda has been taking the most bland pictures in photography class lately
Jesse : Yeah dude, like that picture of just grass, she is such a bland person
Jesse : Yeah dude, like that picture of just grass, she is such a bland person
by God2222 October 07, 2009