Definitions by 70stroker

Nocism 

An intentional response which breaks down a more technical word into a simpler word (layman's terms) in an obvious attempt to be humorous while using the prefix "I don't know about that, but _______."
Can also be unintentionally used by simple people with very, small vocabularies.

Nocism
1st Person: "You really should be more apologetic."
2nd Person: "I don't know about that, but I am really sorry about it."

1st Person: "Is it really necessary for you to be so demeaning to her."
2nd Person: "I don't know about that, but I don't look down on her."

Nocism by 70stroker December 25, 2010

Blondcabulary 

The stock of non-words used by or known to blonde females in an effort to sound intelligent.

Did she just say, "Smarterest"? Her blondcabulary keeps me rolling on the floor laughing!

Blondcabulary by 70stroker December 25, 2010