2 definitions by Nixiedust

escapegoat

A former employee who gets blamed for everything wrong with a project because the remaining team resents him/her from escaping the mess.

Since Jim took the job in Hawaii his code has been the escapegoat for the security leak on the client's site.

Just use Ellen as an escapegoat; that bitch totally ditched us to open a B&B.

by Nixiedust March 5, 2011

Blandscape

1. A derivative, boring landscape painting, a la Thomas Kincade.

2. Any landscape lacking visual interest.

"It took us three hours to drive through the Kansas blandscape and we only saw one hill."

by Nixiedust November 3, 2013