Blondcabulary 

The stock of non-words used by or known to blonde females in an effort to sound intelligent.

Did she just say, "Smarterest"? Her blondcabulary keeps me rolling on the floor laughing!

Blondcabulary by 70stroker December 25, 2010

blokecabulary 

the male vocabulary, often missing words that are in a normal vocabulary,

the word sorry doesnt exist, but the word beer footy and sex does,

" sorry honey" ,

"no your not, sorry isnt in your blokecabulary

blokecabulary by celtica189 January 21, 2011