Blandscape 

1. A derivative, boring landscape painting, a la Thomas Kincade.

2. Any landscape lacking visual interest.

"It took us three hours to drive through the Kansas blandscape and we only saw one hill."

Blandscape by Nixiedust November 3, 2013

Blandscape 

A bland landscape.

Man, look at all those multinational stores one after another, it's such a blandscape.

Blandscape by Paul Khanna June 3, 2009

Bandscaping

A beloved hipster pastime, consisting of two parts: the first of which is spending many hours on the web or roaming the local indie scenes in search of the most obscure, random musical groups that you probably haven't heard of; the second part consists of daily low-grain band performance video facebook updates, and sticker bombing.

"I went to the village bean to make some progress on my graphic novel, but I just ended up bandscaping 'til 2 in the morning. Found a pretty deck band though, you've never heard of Mustard Penguin have you? I'll upload vid tomorrow."

"Some stupid, bandscaping hipster sticker bombed my bathroom with Slug Track Star stickers. What does that even mean anyway?"

Bandscaping by bwplyfestyle October 28, 2011

Midnight Landscaper 

Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.

Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":

"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."

Midnight Landscaper by Daggettaylor August 4, 2008

landscape rape

Stalking human on human perpetration that manifests in brutal theft of newly planted shrubs, pernennials, or potted annuals. Plant owner is left with a hollow empty feeling of loss, regret, and guilt. Was my landscaping really so tempting? Should I have dialed it back a bit? Less blossoms?

When you come home from work and you are like where the hell are my plants? The real thing America. First world problem. This is landscape rape.

landscape rape by Gwenner June 27, 2015

baldscape 

This is where an individual takes a selfie but includes in the photo or video a piece of their bald head

This picture would make an ideal baldscape

baldscape by EP22 May 13, 2016

landscape reupload 

Reupload of a CS:GO editor that deletes his videos and everybody finds it entertaining so they download and upload it.

Yo, do you have that landscape reupload called “sp1”?

landscape reupload by BebrusikRngusik July 6, 2022