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A Blandicap (bland-handicap) is a white guy whos bad looks should hold them back in the world but for some reason they always got bitches. Like that average/boring guy dating a super hot girl, but no one can figure out why. Their personality is typically super annoying and they use stupid tiktok slang like "fine shyt" and "type shi" and they always make fun of hot girls because they are super insecure.
"Bros a Blandicap, I don't understand why she likes him."

"I would kms if i looked like him"
Blandicap by Thatguy_3005 March 15, 2025
A Blandicap (bland-handicap) is a white guy whos bad looks should hold them back in the world but for some reason they always got bitches. Like that average/boring guy dating a super hot girl, but no one can figure out why. Their personality is typically super annoying and they use stupid tiktok slang like "fine shyt" and "type shi" and they always make fun of hot girls because they are super insecure.
"Bros a Blandicap, I don't understand why she likes him."

"I would kms if i looked like him"
Blandicap by Thatguy_3005 March 15, 2025
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Bandscaping

A beloved hipster pastime, consisting of two parts: the first of which is spending many hours on the web or roaming the local indie scenes in search of the most obscure, random musical groups that you probably haven't heard of; the second part consists of daily low-grain band performance video facebook updates, and sticker bombing.
"I went to the village bean to make some progress on my graphic novel, but I just ended up bandscaping 'til 2 in the morning. Found a pretty deck band though, you've never heard of Mustard Penguin have you? I'll upload vid tomorrow."

"Some stupid, bandscaping hipster sticker bombed my bathroom with Slug Track Star stickers. What does that even mean anyway?"
Bandscaping by bwplyfestyle October 28, 2011

Blandina 

A girl that is very sweet and kind. She is someone you would want to keep if you meet her dont let her go. She has a lot of emotions. Dont ever break her heart bc it wont be good for the both of you. She is someone who wil truly love u for who u are. She is also livin that riskyyy lifee! She also has a altro ego and her name is THICKKY VICKKYY or LIL ICKKYYYY
Person: "yo u see that girl over there"
Person 2: " oh yee isnt that Blandina?"
Person: "bro ik her as thickkyy vickky idk what u talkin but"
Blandina by drippincaramel July 8, 2019

Bandicam 

One of the better-known screen recording software products on the market. In many ways superior to Fraps in that it causes less lag due to a smaller footprint and more elegant coding (it doesn't hog all the JVM resources, for example), it costs less, and the free unregistered version allows you to record for 10 minutes rather than a measly 30 seconds like Fraps.
While the free unregistered version of most screenrec products leave a watermark, there's been a very recent nonsense trend of slating videos that say "www.bandicam.com" at the top. Apparently this has become an informal way to identify a young gamer who didn't have money to burn & didn't want to go get an illegal crack.
I've always used Bandicam because it's the best one on the market, but now everyone screams "HAR HAR HAR BANDICAM!" when they see the watermark on my videos.
Bandicam by The New Ed Bodine October 13, 2017

Bandicapped 

incapable of playing any musical instrument whatsoever.
musically challenged in every way.
ryan: i'd like to try out for the band!
*plays*

Jimmy: Dude! theres no way you can be in the band-your just so bandicapped!

ryan: :''''

Blandian 

Is a person usually living in the south who is mixed and comes fro a family with Black,White and Native American Indian.Blandians mainly are seen as light skinned,yellow,or tanned.Most Blandians live in Florida,Georgia,Alabama,Mississippi and Louisiana.They also have naturally straight black hair,brown or even blue eyes.
Olivia of Gulf Coast is Blandian because she is from Black,white and Native American descendants.
Blandian by Blando South May 14, 2011