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A Blandicap (bland-handicap) is a white guy whos bad looks should hold them back in the world but for some reason they always got bitches. Like that average/boring guy dating a super hot girl, but no one can figure out why. Their personality is typically super annoying and they use stupid tiktok slang like "fine shyt" and "type shi" and they always make fun of hot girls because they are super insecure.
"Bros a Blandicap, I don't understand why she likes him."

"I would kms if i looked like him"
Blandicap by Thatguy_3005 March 15, 2025
A Blandicap (bland-handicap) is a white guy whos bad looks should hold them back in the world but for some reason they always got bitches. Like that average/boring guy dating a super hot girl, but no one can figure out why. Their personality is typically super annoying and they use stupid tiktok slang like "fine shyt" and "type shi" and they always make fun of hot girls because they are super insecure.
"Bros a Blandicap, I don't understand why she likes him."

"I would kms if i looked like him"
Blandicap by Thatguy_3005 March 15, 2025

Bandscaping

A beloved hipster pastime, consisting of two parts: the first of which is spending many hours on the web or roaming the local indie scenes in search of the most obscure, random musical groups that you probably haven't heard of; the second part consists of daily low-grain band performance video facebook updates, and sticker bombing.
"I went to the village bean to make some progress on my graphic novel, but I just ended up bandscaping 'til 2 in the morning. Found a pretty deck band though, you've never heard of Mustard Penguin have you? I'll upload vid tomorrow."

"Some stupid, bandscaping hipster sticker bombed my bathroom with Slug Track Star stickers. What does that even mean anyway?"
Bandscaping by bwplyfestyle October 28, 2011

Blandina 

A girl that is very sweet and kind. She is someone you would want to keep if you meet her dont let her go. She has a lot of emotions. Dont ever break her heart bc it wont be good for the both of you. She is someone who wil truly love u for who u are. She is also livin that riskyyy lifee! She also has a altro ego and her name is THICKKY VICKKYY or LIL ICKKYYYY
Person: "yo u see that girl over there"
Person 2: " oh yee isnt that Blandina?"
Person: "bro ik her as thickkyy vickky idk what u talkin but"
Blandina by drippincaramel July 8, 2019

Bandicam 

One of the better-known screen recording software products on the market. In many ways superior to Fraps in that it causes less lag due to a smaller footprint and more elegant coding (it doesn't hog all the JVM resources, for example), it costs less, and the free unregistered version allows you to record for 10 minutes rather than a measly 30 seconds like Fraps.
While the free unregistered version of most screenrec products leave a watermark, there's been a very recent nonsense trend of slating videos that say "www.bandicam.com" at the top. Apparently this has become an informal way to identify a young gamer who didn't have money to burn & didn't want to go get an illegal crack.
I've always used Bandicam because it's the best one on the market, but now everyone screams "HAR HAR HAR BANDICAM!" when they see the watermark on my videos.
Bandicam by The New Ed Bodine October 13, 2017

Bandicapped 

incapable of playing any musical instrument whatsoever.
musically challenged in every way.
ryan: i'd like to try out for the band!
*plays*

Jimmy: Dude! theres no way you can be in the band-your just so bandicapped!

ryan: :''''[

Blandian 

Is a person usually living in the south who is mixed and comes fro a family with Black,White and Native American Indian.Blandians mainly are seen as light skinned,yellow,or tanned.Most Blandians live in Florida,Georgia,Alabama,Mississippi and Louisiana.They also have naturally straight black hair,brown or even blue eyes.
Olivia of Gulf Coast is Blandian because she is from Black,white and Native American descendants.
Blandian by Blando South May 14, 2011
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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