bambulance 

An emergency vehicle you call for when a motherfucking deer jumps out and hits your car.

caller: Who is this?
dispatcher: This is the ambulance emergency line, do you have an emergency?
c: I need a bambulance
d: Who is this?
c: Joe
d: Where do you need it
c: I'm in the motherfucking phone booth at the Stop 'N' Go

bambulance by Clarence K. Deerkiller November 29, 2003

bambulance 

What you call for when your drunk friend falls head-first into the urinal and needs stitches in his face.

"Dude, are you the bambulance boys? I fucked up my face! Mind if I smoke a bowl before we go?"

bambulance by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005

Ambulance Chasing Lawyers 

The lowest form of animal life; they are the arseholes who use the law in ways for which it was not intended. Some of these scumbags, quite literally, follow ambulances carrying people, involved in traffic accidents, to hospital in order to get them to make a claim against the other party involved. In Britain, these bastards use human rights law to prevent paedophile rapists from being deported back to their country of origin. They’re the ones who act on behalf of terrorists to pursue damages against troops who were doing their duty under incredibly difficult circumstances. Why do they do it? For money, they cynically exploit the law that is supposed to protect people to make themselves rich. They are vermin and should be treated as such.

“An online petition has been set up to make it legal to kill ambulance chasing lawyers!”
“Where do I sign?”

Ambulance Chasing Lawyers by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

ambulance chaser activists 

A left wing (BLM/Antifa) activist who jumps on to any officer involved shooting when there is little to no information available to make far reaching politically motivated assumptions and demands. Eventually these assumptions are overwhelmingly proven false by bodycam and autopsy reports

I saw the bodycam after hearing how she 'promoted peace' only to see her trying to stab someone. You just can't trust those ambulance chaser activists

ambulance chaser activists by n_t_12 April 27, 2021

Ambulance Driver 

A disparaging and belittling term for an Emergency Medical Technician or Paramedic, equivalent to referring to a nurse as a "doctor helper."

We called 911 when Frank's heart stopped. The firefighters and police did CPR. The ambulance drivers administered intravenous epinephrine, established an advanced airway, delivered artificial ventilations, and defibrillated him.

Ambulance Driver by BrotherDiesel April 29, 2019

Red ambulance

The application of Coca-Cola consumption for the specific purpose of recovering from a hangover.

"I'm never drinking again, this hangover is so bad I needed the red ambulance".

Red ambulance by aeronaut777 June 17, 2013