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The official motorvehicle to be called in response to bitch-like behavior.
Brian: "I missed the Friends rerun."
Response: "Will, call a fuckin' wambulance."
by Boris Spassky April 20, 2005
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Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
by Deathmatch1127 April 14, 2015
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A fictional abulance or rescue squad for someone who cries or whines, most often without provication. A way to insult someone whom often cries for no apparent reason; a cry baby, a brat, or someone suffering from hypochondria.
" Waaa, waaa, I want a cookie waaaa, waaaa, waaaa!"
"Did someone call the wambulance, WAAA! WAAA! WAAA!"
by c. Wallace May 21, 2004
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A joke used insultingly toward a person who is whining about something stupid like a tummy ache.
Whiner: Ow! Damn it to Hell, this paper cut hurts!

Other guy: Boo Hoo, let me dial WHINE-1-1 and call you a wambulance.
by Slayn December 30, 2007
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Wambulance is a fictional ambulance for someone who cries or whines.
Someone call 9-Wa-Wa!! We need a WAMBULANCE!
by droopie December 30, 2008
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When somebody gets upset, you call the Wambulance.
Person 1: "I just stubbed my toe!"
by ExtraGoodChi December 09, 2002
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An health care automobile for cry-babies. To rescue and take care of those people that complains about any tiny wounds.
Stop cryin' already! Don't make me call the wambulance!
by diana April 06, 2003
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