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bambulance 

An emergency vehicle you call for when a motherfucking deer jumps out and hits your car.
caller: Who is this?
dispatcher: This is the ambulance emergency line, do you have an emergency?
c: I need a bambulance
d: Who is this?
c: Joe
d: Where do you need it
c: I'm in the motherfucking phone booth at the Stop 'N' Go
bambulance by Clarence K. Deerkiller November 29, 2003

Bamalance 

A private organization ran by drunken college students causing havoc by breaking and stealing everything they see.
After we get drunk lets go bamalance!!

Ambalance 

/Amb-Uh.lance/

Noun: The preferred mode of transportation to the ER by the sickly ignorant in urban America, typically paid for by the blood, sweat, and tears of taxpayers in the form of medicaid and charity care.
MacArthur: My aids is itchy.
Transitcop: Call a ambalance.

Leroy: My tooth hurt, nigga.
Babymomma: Call a ambalance and have the ambalance drivah take you to University.
Ambalance by bootyclap189 December 18, 2011

bambalacha 

smoke bambalacha 2 times a day keeps the blues away
bambalacha by arii January 3, 2009

bambalachacha 

"Dude, where's the bambalachacha at??!!??!!"
bambalachacha by Shanananananana January 7, 2007

bambulance 

What you call for when your drunk friend falls head-first into the urinal and needs stitches in his face.
"Dude, are you the bambulance boys? I fucked up my face! Mind if I smoke a bowl before we go?"
bambulance by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005