An emergency vehicle you call for when a motherfucking deer jumps out and hits your car.
caller: Who is this?
dispatcher: This is the ambulance emergency line, do you have an emergency?
c: I need a bambulance
d: Who is this?
c: Joe
d: Where do you need it
c: I'm in the motherfucking phone booth at the Stop 'N' Go
Noun: The preferred mode of transportation to the ER by the sickly ignorant in urban America, typically paid for by the blood, sweat, and tears of taxpayers in the form of medicaid and charity care.
MacArthur: My aids is itchy.
Transitcop: Call a ambalance.
Leroy: My tooth hurt, nigga.
Babymomma: Call a ambalance and have the ambalance drivah take you to University.