stitches

When someone says something funny and makes you laugh really hard.

"He kept me in stitches with his story"

by Bav August 09, 2006

stitches

(adj)- a word and/or nickname to describe someone who will get you high, hooked on songs, in lots of trouble and cause your grades to plummet but continues to form a close bond with everyone. They walk around with Sony Ericcson phones and iPods.

They are obsessed with mental hospital trips and Kelly Moore paints. The only people in the world who can tell you to meet them at Best Buy at 12 noon and show up at 12 midnight but you'll be the one apologizing.

They love weed, swimming and getting other people hurt, they tend to come off as selfish but actually do have hearts of gold.

S: Let's go everyone, fucking let's swim.
B: He's not even out of the house yet!
S: Stitches, blood, for real, your the only one that wanted to go swimming so fucking swim!

by Brittney Sade July 17, 2008

stitches

The area between your nuts and your asshole. See also knocka and taint.

Did you just lick my stitches? Don't try to kiss me!

by Joel TK June 08, 2005

stitches

A jacket or coat in ebonics

"Dude, go put your stitches on the rack!"

by scott January 23, 2003

in stitches

laughing uncontrollably, laughing hysterically

That joke I saw online left me in stitches.

by The Return of Light Joker March 09, 2009

Stitch

Stitch is a blend word of "Stupid" & "Bitch".

Kimberly!!! you stitch!!!

by notsmallz August 15, 2018

Stitch

A very lovable and friendly alien creature who steals the heart of everyone he touches.

I love you Stitch!

by bob so December 06, 2016