10 definitions by Jimmy Jazz

slarp

To cup a fart with your hand and slap someone in the face.

"Dude, I just slarped Mike and he puked all over my shoe."

by Jimmy Jazz February 11, 2005

Koobalahi

originates from the muslim word "balahi" (which means I Swear) Acuiping a koo in front of the balahi the term koobalahi is the streetwise way in sayin i swer . can be related to werd,hard,true

man 1: yo is dat ganj good?
man2:"KOO KOO BALAHI its is

by Jimmy Jazz November 1, 2003

nonconformist

something that does not truely exist. The "nonconformists" of the world all act,dress,talk,and think the same. Wasted youth.

The one thing a nonconformist hates more than a conformist is a nonconformist who fails to conform to the laws and standards of nonconformity.

by Jimmy Jazz February 3, 2005

spiffer

An adjective used to describe a dirtball who's all dressed up. A combination of spiffy and dapper.

"Dude, you look so spiffer tonight!"

by Jimmy Jazz February 11, 2005

cockport

The vocal orifice of someone who's talking mad bullshit.

"Dude, shut your fucking cockport!"

by Jimmy Jazz February 14, 2005

bambulance

What you call for when your drunk friend falls head-first into the urinal and needs stitches in his face.

"Dude, are you the bambulance boys? I fucked up my face! Mind if I smoke a bowl before we go?"

by Jimmy Jazz February 11, 2005

piss vent

A vent in the ground, located beside Behind-the-Grind in Whistler, BC, Canada. When you get grunk and pee on it it blows your piss all over you.

"Dude, I went to the piss vent and now I'm covered in piss!"

by Jimmy Jazz February 11, 2005