Jambulance
Similar to an ambulance, but instead of saving human victims it saves jam victims. A vital public service in the world of Narnia.
Jambulance by pandabear999 December 31, 2012
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n. Any vehicle used to transport a band from gig to gig. Often commodious but decrepit.
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jambulance by gnostic3 March 9, 2021
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jambulance by pseudonymguy July 23, 2010
Jambulance
A tall, skinny, small dick nigga. Often finds himself on a stretcher, throwing up, while still drinking red bull vodka doubles. He, himself, has redefined the term jambulance as an event in which Jay-Ambulance Bhula drinks to the point of alcohol poisoning.
"Bhulas a fucking jambulance hoe ass nigga"
"I remember when I ended up in the jambulance once... I love Athens" -Bhula
"I remember when I ended up in the jambulance once... I love Athens" -Bhula
Jambulance by K1 2 da Peezy May 18, 2014
Ambulance Chasing Lawyers
The lowest form of animal life; they are the arseholes who use the law in ways for which it was not intended. Some of these scumbags, quite literally, follow ambulances carrying people, involved in traffic accidents, to hospital in order to get them to make a claim against the other party involved. In Britain, these bastards use human rights law to prevent paedophile rapists from being deported back to their country of origin. They’re the ones who act on behalf of terrorists to pursue damages against troops who were doing their duty under incredibly difficult circumstances. Why do they do it? For money, they cynically exploit the law that is supposed to protect people to make themselves rich. They are vermin and should be treated as such.
“An online petition has been set up to make it legal to kill ambulance chasing lawyers!”
“Where do I sign?”
“Where do I sign?”
Ambulance Chasing Lawyers by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016
ambulance chaser activists
A left wing (BLM/Antifa) activist who jumps on to any officer involved shooting when there is little to no information available to make far reaching politically motivated assumptions and demands. Eventually these assumptions are overwhelmingly proven false by bodycam and autopsy reports
I saw the bodycam after hearing how she 'promoted peace' only to see her trying to stab someone. You just can't trust those ambulance chaser activists
ambulance chaser activists by n_t_12 April 27, 2021
Ambulance Driver
A disparaging and belittling term for an Emergency Medical Technician or Paramedic, equivalent to referring to a nurse as a "doctor helper."
We called 911 when Frank's heart stopped. The firefighters and police did CPR. The ambulance drivers administered intravenous epinephrine, established an advanced airway, delivered artificial ventilations, and defibrillated him.
Ambulance Driver by BrotherDiesel April 29, 2019