Bamulance 

A slang word to describe an "Ambulance" worker as an "idiot".

Here comes a Bamulance to help another stupid biker!

Bamulance by meman887 March 23, 2024

Riot Balance Team 

A group of brain dead retards who is doing the exact opposite of their only job in life. They only work after overdosing large amounts of weed, and weed is the source of their "New Champions". The only thing they've accomplished so far is ruining the game called League Of Legends.

It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"

"Yasuo Buff" - Riot Balance Team

Riot Balance Team by S3OXD September 26, 2018

Booty Balance 

The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.

Booty Balance by Summerbees December 16, 2011

Random crits are fair and balanced 

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.

person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up

Random crits are fair and balanced by st. ego February 4, 2021

bulance 

Shortened form of Ambulance.

Rex: Yo bro Harry just got jacked up on the half pipe. His leg bone is where his arm bone used to be.

Dexter: Call the bulance man! There’s no time to be touching each other!

bulance by Leland Bruce February 2, 2023

this life no balance at all 

Simply means Life ain't fair, That condition wasn't expected.

Tunde: Mings, my girlfriend asked for a break up

Mings: Serious, My guy this life no balance at all.

this life no balance at all by SweetMings July 6, 2020

Getting my balance 

Violently stomping on a fallen adversary.

This euphemism was popularized by Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions, who explained away his blatant kicking of a Green Bay Packers offensive lineman as a simple attempt to regain his balance.

Police Officer: Hey! You with the gold chain! Stop stomping on that homeless man!

Thug: Just getting my balance, sir.

Getting my balance by revnorb November 30, 2011