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asslicker
1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.
2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.
2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.
They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.
asslicker by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015
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Ben Asslick
an illuminati Puppet a.k.a. Ben Affleck who directs propaganda the movie and promoting phony Kony 2012 with Jason (see kony 2012 celebs ) who also Defends TSA 'Dick Grabbing'. This youtube video is going viral and youtube is manipulating the viewer counter.
infowars.com/ben-affleck-defends-tsa-dick-grabbing/
infowars.com/ben-affleck-defends-tsa-dick-grabbing/
ignorant sheeple : "wanna go to the movie tonight? "
awake one from the Matrix : " yeah? who's in it? "
ignorant sheeple :" Ben Affleck "
awake one from the Matrix : " uh, u mean Ben Asslick! I mma BBA. "
ignorant sheeple : " BBA? "
awake one from the Matrix : " Boycott Ben Asslick. He is promoting UN genocide through Phony Kony 2012 & TSA Dick Grabbing. "
ignorant sheeple : " ........" ( awkward pose )
awake one from the Matrix : " yeah? who's in it? "
ignorant sheeple :" Ben Affleck "
awake one from the Matrix : " uh, u mean Ben Asslick! I mma BBA. "
ignorant sheeple : " BBA? "
awake one from the Matrix : " Boycott Ben Asslick. He is promoting UN genocide through Phony Kony 2012 & TSA Dick Grabbing. "
ignorant sheeple : " ........" ( awkward pose )
Ben Asslick by Matrix, Follow the Rabbit hole October 27, 2012
Asslige
When a chick is wearing shorts that are so short or a dress/skirt has had some 'marilyn monroe wind blow' and the bottom half of the butt cheeks are on display which creates Asslige
Jeez that chick over there wearing those ripped jeans shorts has got some serious Asslige going on.... Booyaa!!!
Asslige by Disco Stu - booyaa December 8, 2010
Autoerotic Asslicksiation
The act of a dog or cat who, in the act of personal grooming, lingers too long in their personal area, causing an awkward state of self-arousal.
Bill's Doberman was just sitting on the floor when his personal grooming turned into an act of autoerotic asslicksiation. We were all very uncomfortable.
Autoerotic Asslicksiation by Inmown Werdz June 27, 2008
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