asslice 

when you sex someone in a burger king bathroom then the next day your itching your butt and your all like damn i got asslice.

Dude that girl at burger king gave me asslice.

asslice by TANOBEAR March 24, 2017

asslicker 

1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.

2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.

They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.

asslicker by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015

Ben Asslick 

an illuminati Puppet a.k.a. Ben Affleck who directs propaganda the movie and promoting phony Kony 2012 with Jason (see kony 2012 celebs ) who also Defends TSA 'Dick Grabbing'. This youtube video is going viral and youtube is manipulating the viewer counter.

infowars.com/ben-affleck-defends-tsa-dick-grabbing/

ignorant sheeple : "wanna go to the movie tonight? "

awake one from the Matrix : " yeah? who's in it? "

ignorant sheeple :" Ben Affleck "

awake one from the Matrix : " uh, u mean Ben Asslick! I mma BBA. "

ignorant sheeple : " BBA? "

awake one from the Matrix : " Boycott Ben Asslick. He is promoting UN genocide through Phony Kony 2012 & TSA Dick Grabbing. "

ignorant sheeple : " ........" ( awkward pose )

Ben Asslick by Matrix, Follow the Rabbit hole October 27, 2012

assvice 

The unwelcomed and unsolicited advice given to someone.

Thanks for the assvice, but I think I'll do it my way.

assvice by Dooneybug May 3, 2005

asslick 

Anal stimulation by a good thorough lickage

I gave Mrs Darcy a damned good asslicking last night. Then she gavce me an asslick back. Very nice woman.

asslick by Licko August 3, 2006

Asslige

When a chick is wearing shorts that are so short or a dress/skirt has had some 'marilyn monroe wind blow' and the bottom half of the butt cheeks are on display which creates Asslige

Jeez that chick over there wearing those ripped jeans shorts has got some serious Asslige going on.... Booyaa!!!

Asslige by Disco Stu - booyaa December 8, 2010

Autoerotic Asslicksiation

The act of a dog or cat who, in the act of personal grooming, lingers too long in their personal area, causing an awkward state of self-arousal.

Bill's Doberman was just sitting on the floor when his personal grooming turned into an act of autoerotic asslicksiation. We were all very uncomfortable.

Autoerotic Asslicksiation by Inmown Werdz June 27, 2008