+Hey babe, what's up

-Nothing interesting, but my ass is horny, you wanna do anal?

+Oh yes the old pee-pee in the poo-poo

-YEESSS

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

My friend's depressed, what should I do?
Give them anal! That should help them!

We couldn't get it in and it slipped causing me to scream wrong hole, and that's the first time I did anal

i've never tried anal...whats it like? it's like having a dick in your ass

After dropping my soap, I just let it be so as not to incite an anal rampage.

Miranda is well known for her wild anal nights.