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asslick
asslick by DON in the Dessert, Lancaster ,Ca. April 17, 2003
Ben Asslick
an illuminati Puppet a.k.a. Ben Affleck who directs propaganda the movie and promoting phony Kony 2012 with Jason (see kony 2012 celebs ) who also Defends TSA 'Dick Grabbing'. This youtube video is going viral and youtube is manipulating the viewer counter.
infowars.com/ben-affleck-defends-tsa-dick-grabbing/
infowars.com/ben-affleck-defends-tsa-dick-grabbing/
ignorant sheeple : "wanna go to the movie tonight? "
awake one from the Matrix : " yeah? who's in it? "
ignorant sheeple :" Ben Affleck "
awake one from the Matrix : " uh, u mean Ben Asslick! I mma BBA. "
ignorant sheeple : " BBA? "
awake one from the Matrix : " Boycott Ben Asslick. He is promoting UN genocide through Phony Kony 2012 & TSA Dick Grabbing. "
ignorant sheeple : " ........" ( awkward pose )
awake one from the Matrix : " yeah? who's in it? "
ignorant sheeple :" Ben Affleck "
awake one from the Matrix : " uh, u mean Ben Asslick! I mma BBA. "
ignorant sheeple : " BBA? "
awake one from the Matrix : " Boycott Ben Asslick. He is promoting UN genocide through Phony Kony 2012 & TSA Dick Grabbing. "
ignorant sheeple : " ........" ( awkward pose )
Ben Asslick by Matrix, Follow the Rabbit hole October 27, 2012
asslicker
1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.
2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.
2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.
They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.
asslicker by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015
assdick addict
assdick addict by dongjohnson May 12, 2015
Asskicking Time
1. What you scream before beating the crap out of a person who enjoys rap music.
2. A common phrase from characters from the webcomic "ASSKICKER"
2. A common phrase from characters from the webcomic "ASSKICKER"
1) "DUUUDE, IT'S LIKE, A EMINEM FAN! LET'S GO KICK HIS ASS!! IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!
2) "Dude. The Biker is pretty cool, he's always screaming "IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!" before he beats up The Hipster.
2) "Dude. The Biker is pretty cool, he's always screaming "IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!" before he beats up The Hipster.
Asskicking Time by lolwtf2030204200 January 16, 2023
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