Asslige

When a chick is wearing shorts that are so short or a dress/skirt has had some 'marilyn monroe wind blow' and the bottom half of the butt cheeks are on display which creates Asslige

Jeez that chick over there wearing those ripped jeans shorts has got some serious Asslige going on.... Booyaa!!!

by Disco Stu - booyaa December 8, 2010

Asslighting

When someone farts and tries to convince you it didn’t happen.

Jake ripped ass last night mid sentence and just carried on talking as if nothing happened. It left me doubting everything. I’m sick of guys asslighting me!

by ooc is serious business August 22, 2018

asslice

when you sex someone in a burger king bathroom then the next day your itching your butt and your all like damn i got asslice.

Dude that girl at burger king gave me asslice.

by TANOBEAR March 24, 2017

Asslighting

When your kid or spouse drops a bomb in the toilet and doesn't flush. And then claims it was your fault.

I know you left the logs in the toilet. Stop Asslighting me. I haven't taken a dump today.

by Zack Morris Day October 7, 2020

Asslighting

When you fart and deny that you have done so.

I was asslighting my boyfriend when I farted and then worked to convince him I did not.

She asslighted him.

by Jan Berry Fly March 15, 2021

Asspigeon

Person who thinks that they're really good at playing Unreal Tournament, but who in reality totally suck ass and drive your stats into the ground when they play on your computer.

I was ranked number 15 until I let asspigeon play. Now I'm number 198445.

by Da Pharaoh January 13, 2009

Asslighting

Asslighting (noun): When a large ass first appears smaller than it actually is, causing a person to question their own memory or sanity. See also: Ass illusion, thicc trickery, booty mind games.

Don't let the Spanx fool you; it's all asslighting, bro.

by Thicccheeks Nietzsche June 23, 2023