Asslige

When a chick is wearing shorts that are so short or a dress/skirt has had some 'marilyn monroe wind blow' and the bottom half of the butt cheeks are on display which creates Asslige

Jeez that chick over there wearing those ripped jeans shorts has got some serious Asslige going on.... Booyaa!!!

Asslige by Disco Stu - booyaa December 8, 2010

Asslighting 

When someone farts and tries to convince you it didn’t happen.

Jake ripped ass last night mid sentence and just carried on talking as if nothing happened. It left me doubting everything. I’m sick of guys asslighting me!

Asslighting by ooc is serious business August 22, 2018

asslice 

when you sex someone in a burger king bathroom then the next day your itching your butt and your all like damn i got asslice.

Dude that girl at burger king gave me asslice.

asslice by TANOBEAR March 24, 2017

Asslighting 

When your kid or spouse drops a bomb in the toilet and doesn't flush. And then claims it was your fault.

I know you left the logs in the toilet. Stop Asslighting me. I haven't taken a dump today.

Asslighting by Zack Morris Day October 7, 2020

Asslighting 

When you fart and deny that you have done so.

I was asslighting my boyfriend when I farted and then worked to convince him I did not.

She asslighted him.

Asslighting by Jan Berry Fly March 15, 2021

Asspigeon 

Person who thinks that they're really good at playing Unreal Tournament, but who in reality totally suck ass and drive your stats into the ground when they play on your computer.

I was ranked number 15 until I let asspigeon play. Now I'm number 198445.

Asspigeon by Da Pharaoh January 13, 2009

Asslighting 

Asslighting (noun): When a large ass first appears smaller than it actually is, causing a person to question their own memory or sanity. See also: Ass illusion, thicc trickery, booty mind games.

Don't let the Spanx fool you; it's all asslighting, bro.

Asslighting by Thicccheeks Nietzsche June 23, 2023