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asslicketry 

1)A relatively new term, originating in St. Andrews, referring to the process by which a man wraps his tongue around another man's ring piece.......sick, i know.
2) A sickening degree of 'sucking up'
James thought he might get into honours with a bit of strategic asslicketry.
asslicketry by rampagus_maximus October 27, 2003
Words you can keep

asslicker 

1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.

2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.
They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.
asslicker by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015

Assdickery 

used when you would say, "That is complete bullshit," or something along those lines.
Thats pure assdickery.
Assdickery by gemuadrken January 13, 2011

asskickery 

1. The art of kicking ass

2. The process of kicking ass
Being a ninja requires me to be quite proficient in asskickery

I went to a Pantera concert and there was some serious asskickery goin' on there
asskickery by vick jack November 5, 2004

asslicker 

Someone who likes to lick peoples assholes during sex or something you call someone
Oh man that guy is a major asslicker
asslicker by odyfart October 9, 2014

ASSLICKER6699 

the coolest person you will ever meet, you wish you were me bitchasswhore :))))))))))
squeen - hey, don't you just wish you were ASSLICKER6699

peaches - ya but I will just shake my ass
ASSLICKER6699 by ASSLICKER6699 April 25, 2019

nosepicking asslicker 

someone who doesn't realize how hypocritical they really are...they also pick their nose and lick asses
Dominic you are being such a nosepicking asslicker.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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