assvice

The unwelcomed and unsolicited advice given to someone.

Thanks for the assvice, but I think I'll do it my way.

by Dooneybug May 3, 2005

asslice

when you sex someone in a burger king bathroom then the next day your itching your butt and your all like damn i got asslice.

Dude that girl at burger king gave me asslice.

by TANOBEAR March 24, 2017

assrice

Assrice is ass hair that has dandruff or lice.

My girl has assrice becuse I see lice on the toilet seat.

by Banquet meals April 23, 2021