Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
quarter after one
A cult celebration ritual that takes place at 1:15 am, a gathering is held in which the participants do whippets while jamming out to "Need you Now" by Lady Antebellum.
Person 1: "Did you have any plans for quarter after one this evening?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"
quarter after one by 7oG3raPtor737 November 24, 2019
Related Words
akter • after burners • after party • After • Afterburn • After school special • Afterbang • after hours • afterclap • After Birth
Afterhand
The slight glimpses of memory and interactions, from a previous nights drunkenness, that are remembered only whilst, or after, recuperating in a foggy, fuzzy, hangover"y" mess.
She was so wasted. Dancing on the bar, kissing 4 dudes and 5 chicks. Wonder what she'll remember afterhand?
Wait, I think I remember now. Was I really trying to hump that police horse? Of course I remember that afterhand.
I love you! And I love you and you and you! Let's see how much I love you guys afterhand.......(burp) I love you and you!
Wait, I think I remember now. Was I really trying to hump that police horse? Of course I remember that afterhand.
I love you! And I love you and you and you! Let's see how much I love you guys afterhand.......(burp) I love you and you!
aftercare
aftercare by wisefrog69 December 8, 2021
after work job
A second job taken on by young professionals in a feeble attempt to chip away at behemoth student loan debt.
after work job by Babymaker 5000 February 7, 2013
vodka afterglow
1) a state of being that resembles chemical impairment in which life is good because it sucks and pain does not exist.....till the next morning
2) feeling you get after consuming a glorious amount of vodka without a hangover or vomiting
3) drunk
2) feeling you get after consuming a glorious amount of vodka without a hangover or vomiting
3) drunk
" After her b/f broke up with her, she sang and danced like a whore...clearly in total Vodka Afterglow."
"The guy that just tripped over your car was in total vodka afterglow."
"The guy that just tripped over your car was in total vodka afterglow."
vodka afterglow by Ali Butz July 27, 2008
Afterbate
The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
More from Urban Dictionary
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
swamp dog
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
Throat Sweats
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026