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The slight glimpses of memory and interactions, from a previous nights drunkenness, that are remembered only whilst, or after, recuperating in a foggy, fuzzy, hangover"y" mess.
She was so wasted. Dancing on the bar, kissing 4 dudes and 5 chicks. Wonder what she'll remember afterhand?
Wait, I think I remember now. Was I really trying to hump that police horse? Of course I remember that afterhand.

I love you! And I love you and you and you! Let's see how much I love you guys afterhand.......(burp) I love you and you!
Afterhand by CeeWizzle June 4, 2013
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That girl wouldn't let me cum on her so I had to resort to some afterhand.
Afterhand by Amelia Mockett October 12, 2011

Afterbang 

The landing of any trick on skis with what appears to be extreme steeze. Usually done by placing hands by waist in front or behind and leaning back in a relaxed stance.
Tom Wallisch is the king of afterbang

Alerhand Effect

n. In Mario Kart 64, when one player pulls ahead from the rest, while the remaining three, rather than catching up with the leader, end up shooting each other with shells, thereby causing the leader to extend his lead.
Oh, I slipped on that skeeted banana and now you've got mad Alerhand Effect going.

Steve just came into the game. You know he's going to get the Alerhand Effect right off the get go.

afterbang 

After landing a sick skiing trick you ride away all steezy and relaxed. Some people think this makes them look extra talented.
damn K-rob just afterbanged the $h!t out of that double cork 1260!
afterbang by HOOD_RICH January 27, 2009

Afterhaze 

The feeling of being really out of it in the morning from smoking too much the night before.
I have such an afterhaze going that I puked on the way to work.
Afterhaze by N8dog June 12, 2008