Afterhand

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The slight glimpses of memory and interactions, from a previous nights drunkenness, that are remembered only whilst, or after, recuperating in a foggy, fuzzy, hangover"y" mess.

She was so wasted. Dancing on the bar, kissing 4 dudes and 5 chicks. Wonder what she'll remember afterhand?
Wait, I think I remember now. Was I really trying to hump that police horse? Of course I remember that afterhand.

I love you! And I love you and you and you! Let's see how much I love you guys afterhand.......(burp) I love you and you!

Afterhand by CeeWizzle June 4, 2013

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Afterhand

Jerking off after sex.

That girl wouldn't let me cum on her so I had to resort to some afterhand.

Afterhand by Amelia Mockett October 12, 2011

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Afterbang

The landing of any trick on skis with what appears to be extreme steeze. Usually done by placing hands by waist in front or behind and leaning back in a relaxed stance.

Tom Wallisch is the king of afterbang

Afterbang by afterbangforlife May 12, 2009

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Alerhand Effect

n. In Mario Kart 64, when one player pulls ahead from the rest, while the remaining three, rather than catching up with the leader, end up shooting each other with shells, thereby causing the leader to extend his lead.

Oh, I slipped on that skeeted banana and now you've got mad Alerhand Effect going.

Steve just came into the game. You know he's going to get the Alerhand Effect right off the get go.

Alerhand Effect by Ollie (ISS GON RAIN) April 22, 2007

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afterbang

After landing a sick skiing trick you ride away all steezy and relaxed. Some people think this makes them look extra talented.

damn K-rob just afterbanged the $h!t out of that double cork 1260!

afterbang by HOOD_RICH January 27, 2009

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afterbang

When you ride it out like a thug

Shane McConkey always afterbanged

afterbang by todd wallnutz October 29, 2009

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Afterhaze

The feeling of being really out of it in the morning from smoking too much the night before.

I have such an afterhaze going that I puked on the way to work.

Afterhaze by N8dog June 12, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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