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A suitable nickname for any boy that struggles with cope with the stresses that an average four year old girl would cope with.

Someone who crys when the going gets even a tiny little bit tough.

D: I can't handle the stress! I'm too busy!

T: STFU, Tissues. Take it like a man.

D: *sniffles*

Tissues by The _ Knowledge November 20, 2010

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Tissues

We seen them all in classroom people sometimes used them to make things look big but everyone notice just stop your making your self a foul Ik you want them there at ur local drug store

"Cause I got tissues you got them to so give them all to me"~Tissues

Tissues by @SomebodyorSomeone1 June 1, 2017

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Tissues

Tissues is a thing you use for many thing like wiping your ass or stuffing your walls to get attention or used normally like normal humans like your nose we all know what you do just stop please don't use them on your walls silly

"Cause I got tissues you got them to so give them all to me "#Kleenex #StopwastingTissue #Youknowwhoyouare #SaveTrees

Tissues by @SomebodyorSomeone1 June 1, 2017

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Tissues

'Tissues'
Hot new slang for "trust issues".

When someone has problems trusting others, typically due to past trauma or events.

"My girl has been acting weird lately, I think she might be cheating."
"Nah bro you just got tissues."

Tissues by cocksuckermega_xx420 August 26, 2023

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tissues for issues

Remedial measures for common problems

Tissues for issues are used to cure heartbreak break - in secret measure.

tissues for issues by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

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tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues

Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.

tissues: four issues by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

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jizzy tissues

any fabric or material that is used to jizz on and is left to ferment in a conspicuous location.

Clean up those jizzy tissues you fag

jizzy tissues by pcmckay August 2, 2007

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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