afghaninja 

A person who waits until someone has left earshot to talk trash about, unaware that the subject is listening. When approached by subject, denies saying anything.

Hey, did you just afghaninja me when I left the room?
Dude, I'm so gonna afghaninja this kid on this website!
Don't pull an afghaninja, its just weak!

afghaninja by skullyhead October 23, 2009

afghanipan 

Afghanipan is the future of Afghanistan. By the year 2069 all heterosexuals will be executed whilst the Afghanipans live a happy and oppressed free life from all the violent straight individuals effectively letting aids run wild through every family in Afghanipan.

Abdul: Give me the bumb ma brotha
Mohammad: Bend over
Abdul: *bends over* ALLAHHHHHHH
Father : Only in Afghanipan

afghanipan by Jake16261 May 15, 2020

Afghanistanimation

A cheaper afghani knockoff of japanination style of animation.
/fictional / From the movie Super Troopers.

Johnny Chimpo is my favorite afghanistanimation.

Afghanistanimation by Chris P. Kreme March 14, 2008

Afghanistanimation

Animated cartoons made in afghanistan, usually sent to america to spread the word of the taliban.

"See, now the butler is telling the monkey not to be poisoned by the capitalist america and stay true to the ways of the Taliban"
"Man, i love afghanistanimation"

Afghanistanimation by industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002

Afghanistan Christmas Carol 

One hell of a Christmas Carol written by some guy.

Afghanistan Christmas Carol:

T' was the night before Christmas and all through the Land,
They're running like rabbits in Afghanistan,
Osama's been praying,
he's down on his Knees,
He's hoping that Allah will hear all his Pleas.
He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and Shatter,
But all that he's done is just make us Madder.
We ain't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut,
And we'll kick your butt,
with one heavy Boot.

And yes we remember the USS Cole,
And the lives of our sailors that you bastards Stole.
You think you can rule us and cause us to Fear,
You'll soon get the answer if you live to Hear.
And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam,
And he ain't forgotten the sound of our Bombs.
You think that those mountains are somewhere to Hide.
They'll go down in history as the place where you Died.

Remember Khadhafi and his Line of Death?
He came very close,
to his final Breath.
So come out and prove it,
that you are a Man,
Cause our boys are coming and they have a Plan.
They are our fathers and they are our Sons,
And they sure do carry some mighty big Guns.
They would have stayed home with children and Wives,
Till you bastards came here and took all these Lives.

Osama I wrote this especially for You,
For air mail delivery by B-52.
You soon will be hearing a thud and a whistle,
Old Glory is coming, attached to a Missile
I will not be sorry to see your ass Go.
It's Red, White, and Blue that is running this Show

Afghanistan Christmas Carol by SandwichFOREATING April 21, 2011

afghanistan

1. A Super-Power Graveyard.


a Replubic that defeated Alexander the Great, Genghis Kahn , other mongols , British Empire , Soviets (USSR).

2. It Used to be known as ARIANA or Aryana (Land ofthe Arians or Aryans).

3. The strongest country in Central Asia.

4. The "stan" part of afghanistan means Land and the Afghan part is the name of the name of the people who lived there.

So Afghanistan in English means " Afghanland".

5. the people are called AFGHAN(s) and NOT AFGHANI(s).

6. the name of there money or currency is called Afghani(s).

Don't make me afghanistan your ass!

If you got an afghan on your side consider yourself lucky.

afghanistan by jose321 August 28, 2005

Afghanistan

1. Afghanistan = Afghanland in english
2. The People are called Afghan(s)
3. Population around 30 million (2005)
4. Afghanistan's money is called Afgani(s)
5. Located in Central Asia
6. This country is also refer to as THE SUPER-POWERS' GRAVEYARD. since alot of the worlds super powers were defeated there.

7. The only country in Asia to stick up for them selves.

guy1: hey how much afghanis do you have?

guy2: Sorry guy! i'm broke , i ain't got no cash on me.

guy1: Them afghans are tough?right!

guy2: yeah! Did you see how they kicked
communist ASS!

Afghanistan by janetgurl August 29, 2005