ASS

according to one of the definitions for acronym ASS is an acronym for angle-side-side. that reminded me of a maths lesson where we were told that 'ASS does not work' and i have still remembered that lesson.
Teacher: And now we conclude that ASS does not work
everyone else: haaaaaahaha
by oi prick July 12, 2005
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ASS, which can be known as Side Side Angle in Geometry.

It's only used when you want to be the class clown in math class.
Teacher: Alright class, here we have SSS, SAS, ASA, and AAS.
Student: What about ASS?
Class: *Laughing*
Teacher: I need a raise.
by Cosix101 March 25, 2021
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This word can also be used as an acronym in a sentence.

ASS = Always Seducing and Sexy.
by Jakoplasma March 28, 2018
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An Agent of Secret Stuff(ASS). The existance of ASSes was unknown until they were revealed in youtube celeberty Nigahiga's short-film - "Agents of Secret Stuff".
Guy 1: Ryan's an ASS.
Guy 2: Dude, that's mean!
Guy 1: No, I meant that he's an ASS for the government!
by DrPepper47 June 16, 2011
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That guy was such an ass
by Asshead February 18, 2003
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anti-shit simulator

a shit free, or drama free simulator aka your computer.
your computer provides a drama free situation with a press of a key.congrats.
you have a fine peice of ass.
i dont need Girlfriend drama, i have a fine peice of ass
by Computer_freak September 06, 2009
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after sex smoke...
when you smoke that first cigarrette after having sex with your bitch
After fucking Johanna, i needed some ASS...
by blthrskt December 03, 2008
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