Afghanistache

A type of mustache used by people in Afghanistan, but now the US Military is also starting to equip this type of mustache.

I'm planning to grow an afghanistache.

by hiddenmessages January 6, 2019

afghanistaned

When someone / something gets one over you.

1) TONY: I worked so hard this Summer to pass my dental exams. I know Suzy has been partying the whole summer, hasn't attended a single lecture and finished the exam 15 minutes before I did. Yet she still got higher marks than me..
ME: Yeah mate she afghanisted you.

2) DRU: Kelly you just missed the turning for McDonalds!
KELLY: Sorry! The turning just came out of nowhere!
DRU: The road just afghanistaned u.

3) DRU: You came with that girl and now she's dancing with another guy. Look!
PETE: I just got afghanistaned :(

by DRU June 9, 2013